The Clueless SEO Link Exchange DirectoryThe SEO Consultants Directory receives it's share of automated and/or canned SEO link exchange requests. These requests come via email and can be officially classified as UCE (Unsolicited Commercial Email or Email Spam - see CAN-SPAM) and, sending them may be against the law in the United States of America and other countries.
We receive our share of automated and canned link exchange requests that are totally irrelevant to the content of our website. Most, if not all, end up being flagged by our email spam filters.
Every now and then we receive automated and/or canned link requests from clueless Internet marketers who claim to be SEOs. The year is 2008, these marketers should know better, and we felt a special section devoted to The Clueless SEO would be in order.
For those of you (claimed SEOs) who continue to practice this type of Internet marketing (Automated and/or Canned Link Exchange Requests), this page is just for you... The Clueless SEO. Keep sending us those Automated Link Exchange Requests, we enjoy receiving them as much as you'll enjoy being listed in this section.
These are companies and/or individuals who are utilizing an automated link development program searching for /links/ in the URI and specifically requested a link on this page (the one you are on) which is...
http://www.SEOConsultants.com/links/s/p/a/m/
Can you believe that? Yes, these companies and/or individuals actually requested a link on this page using their automated link development process. All they were searching for were keywords on the page and in the URI. We've "baited" this links section with a /links/ sub-directory that 301's to /links/s/p/a/m/. That is how much value these companies and/or individuals below place in their link development. None. Nada. Zero. Zilch.
Is this the type of link development you're looking for? If so, feel free to send those companies and/or individuals listed below an email. In addition to a "visual link" to their websites, we've conveniently linked their email address so you can quickly contact them. All bots, the good, the bad, and the ugly, are welcome to "index, follow" this page.
SEO Link Exchange Request
Send us an email (the same email address you so thoughtfully used to send us your unsolicited link exchange request) that contains at least 500 words describing your interpretation of the term UCE (Unsolicited Commercial Email). Links to the official resources on UCE, and CAN-SPAM are suggested. You can also use our secure online contact form for removal requests.
You must include the name of the program that you used to send us your automated and/or canned link exchange request along with a link to the manufacturer's website.
You'll want to surely include a well thought out apology (truly from the heart) to the SEO Consultants Directory Administrator and a blood promise to never, ever, send us your unsolicited link exchange requests again. Now, you have to promise, cross your heart and hope to die, or we won't remove you from the directory.
If for some reason you do not receive a reply from us via email within 48-72 hours (03 business days) confirming the removal of your listing, it is suggested that you send your handwritten request via USPS (United States Postal Service).
Important Note for Snail Mail: Printed Word documents, email, etc. will not be accepted. Use black and/or blue ball point pen (no roller balls, fountain pens, markers or pencils). Follow the above instructions and be sure to provide your signature, printed name and title along with today's date written in indelible ink. You must use a minimum 25% white cotton bond (we highly recommend a Classic Crest Solar White or a Strathmore Wove Bright White with matching envelopes being a plus). We check our PO Box on the 1st of each month at or around 1500 PST.
About Your Listing: If your Name and/or Company Name are listed above, that means that you met and/or exceeded our criteria (SEO Link Exchange Quality Guidelines) for a listing in The Clueless SEO Link Exchange Directory. It also means that we have your original email with complete headers and your Unsolicited canned link exchange request. We do have valid IP addresses from those of you who were kind enough (aka Clueless) to send your Unsolicited Link Exchange Request to us from a Static IP Address.
Last modified: 2008-06-27T10:18:54-0700