The Clueless SEO - Meet Our Staff

Welcome to The Clueless SEO Meet Our Staff section. We'd like to take a moment and personally thank you for stopping by, even if you are a bad bot.

We do take our link development work seriously and the impeccable quality of our staff reflects that.

All of us are Circle Members in the infamous International Link Network (www.INLINETWORK.com).

Interested in Joining Our Dynamic Team?

The Clueless SEO is proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer (EOE). Career positions are available for high quality Remote Operators. Ingleesh is not a requirement but you MUST be able to say YES clearly. Vipul, our Director of Human Relations, will be happy to assist you if required.

We provide a comprehensive, all inclusive, employee benefits package including but not limited to; 401k, paid holidays, paid sick days, medical, dental, vision, veterinary, and lots of company picnics, year round! All qualified primates must agree to be drug screened (a prepaid postage urinalysis kit will be sent to you via USPS). A peanut amongst other peanuts, chump change.

We offer an excellent progressive pay scale with BIG, BIG, BIG, BONUSES! Many of our long term high quality staff members are making upwards of $10,000.00 USD per year!

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Arjun - Director of Project Outsourcing

Arjun leads The Clueless SEO link development team for us. His signed title when sending bulk Link Exchange Requests is Project Outsourcing Manager. He's been in the cage with us since 2O^O1.

If you have an active link campaign running with The Clueless SEO, Arjun is the man behind the scenes making it happen at the project outsourcing level. His instincts, talents, and level of experience are unmatched in the link development industry. He is well respected by his peers, attends most of the popular industry conferences and absolutely refuses to miss a PubCon.

Arjun does take his job very seriously, for example, check out that Bling (the necklace), those links are .999 Fine Silver (referred to as high quality links). He wore that necklace the day of his interview, he had us when he swung through the door!

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Ashanti - Director of Client Communications

Ashanti handles all Level 1 client communications and speaks very good Ingleesh. If you are looking for quality links in quantity, Ashanti is the babe to talk with. She's a looker too, I just couldn't let her swing by. She got hired on looks alone. Hey, it was an opportunity of equals!

Update 2007-10-22 - Ashanti has announced that she is expecting a little one in seven (07) months. We'd like to take this moment and offer our congratulations. We're excited for her, and our team. We'll soon have our own little Clueless SEO hanging about!

There is a strong probability that the baby is mine. Many long term link relationships start at the office. Just look at her link profile, can you blame me? The moment I saw Ashanti reading the company scripts, it was love at first site!

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Pranav Jr. - Technical Guru

Pranav is the technical backbone of the organization. Without his state-of-the-art UBE and UCE email spamming skills, The Clueless SEO would not have evolved. This dude has more @gmail.com addresses than anyone I know!

He utilizes a variety of third party tools to SPAM and JAM as he puts it. He diligently manages the Backup NOC and is a proud active Member of CHUMP.

His role models are Zaid, Rahul, Tarzan, WebGuerrilla, Dax, MC, and of course, Lancelot Link and The Evolution Revolution. You'll usually catch him hanging about outside with all the other heathen smokers and that's not a clove fag dangling from his mouth either, he hates those things.

Pranav is a true party animal and, a ladies man to boot! All the girls say that he is an excellent listener and they regularly receive email from him rambling on about his title, exchanging winks and the importance of PageRank™, or something to that effect.

He's never been married, is currently available, and is soul searching for some link love from the perfect PriMate. You'll find him on PriMatch.com under the username of ILINKU. He seems to have a crush on a couple of very attractive young ladies from a swinging group called the 3WAYLINKS with usernames of ULINKME and MELINKU.

Pranav is an avid swinger and with usernames like ILINKU, ULINKME and MELINKU, we can safely assume that the relationship is going to get reciprocal in nature. You know, some of that three way action.

WARNING from Pranav Sr.

Please ladies, whatever you do, don't give Pranav your email address! If you do give him your email address, be prepared to expose yourself and give up some of your PageRank™. I should caution you that he's a butt man too, so watch your backlinks.

I would strongly suggest that you have an ample supply of link condoms on hand. You may want to tell him to nofollow you. He has been known to stalk his prey, don't become the next missing link.

I'm proud of my bouncing baby boy and I love him dearly. He does like to monkey around a bit too much, and I am well aware of his swinging activities. Just be sure to have a friend, or two, with you at all times!

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Executive Staff

A Day at the Office

Rahul Up Close	Out of Control	Making Copies	Remote Ops 1	Remote Ops 2
Competition	Podcasting	Birthday Boy	Chick Magnets	Mmmm...

These buttheads take too many damn Smoke Breaks. One every 30 minutes!

Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the materials presented on these pages and actual persons, names, places, things, concepts, etc. is purely coincidental and unintentional. All Copyrights, Trademarks and Servicemarks are the properties of their respective owners.

Our Corporate Motto and Culture

Hear No Evil | See No Evil | Speak No Evil

Where there's a link, there's a way. No monkey business, guaranteed!

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Our Staff Favorites

Caveman's Crib
Lancelot Link - Secret Chimp
- Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution
- I Created Lance Link
Trunk Monkey (Official Website)
- Trunk Monkey - Videos
- Trunk Monkey - Whoopee Cushion
- Trunk Monkey - Alien Abduction
- Trunk Monkey - Compilation (YouTube - A MUST SEE)
Planet of the Apes - The Forbidden Zone
Tarzan Special Edition
The Monkees
SEO Chicks, Sugarrae and Ms. Dewey (Hubba, Hubba, SCHWING!)
SPAM.com ("SPAM for you, and SPAM for me, we'll all live together in SPAM harmony, at SPAM.com!")

Executive Staff Favorites

The Jane Goodall Institute
The CAN-SPAM Act: Requirements for Commercial Emailers
Federal Trade Commission - SPAM
WebmasterWorld Link Development Forum
Matt Cutts: Gadgets, Google, and SEO
WebGuerrilla (Rahul and Pranav dig Dax)

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Note for Google Search Quality Engineers

Google have always been our Search Engine of choice and we salute all of our fellow CHUMP's at the Plex, you mates have got it made, cheers!

We've recently been performing extensive research into our ancestral backgrounds (Our Family Tree) and have come across some rather disturbing results being returned by your amazing search engine. Almost every search we performed using multiple keyword variations related to our families and/or friends returned results with references to President George Bush.

Can you believe some very talented people have actually taken copyrighted images of our loved ones and have doctored/manipulated them using Adobe Photoshop or some other image editing program? The image shown above right is a primary example, do you think that is fair to all of us? Surely he doesn't look like us, nor does he even resemble us, does he? Please fellow Adobe Photoshop enthusiasts, don't insult our superior levels of intelligence any more than you already have.

While we are definitely impressed with the artist's skills in all the imagery we found during our research to date, our staff didn't find the implied references relevant and/or very funny at all (ha-ha)! We're sure the President of the United States doesn't either.

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