2010-06-29 - There has been an intervention. I've finally freed myself from the Twitter addiction. Listed below are the 12 Steps that I followed to become Twitter Free. Failwell my fine feathered friends.
I admitted I was powerless over Twitter — that my life had become unmanageable.
I came to believe that a Power greater than my Followers could restore me to sanity.
I made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of a Higher Power as I understand IT.
I made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself and my Followers.
I admitted to my Higher Power, to myself, and to another human being the exact nature of my wrongs.
I'm entirely ready to have my Higher Power remove all these defects of character.
I've humbly asked IT to remove my shortcomings.
I made a list of all Twits I had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
I've made direct amends to such Twits wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
I've continued to take personal inventory and when I was wrong promptly admitted it.
I've sought through meditation to improve my conscious contact with my Higher Power as I understood IT, asking only for knowledge of ITs will for us and the power to carry that out.
Having had an intervention and experiencing a Twitter awakening as the result of these 12 Steps, I've tried to carry this message to Twitterholics, and to practice these principles in all my affairs.